1. Personality is not reality.
2. Who's me?
3. When people say I'm over weight they say I'm nation wide.
4. I'll show you silly....
   oh sorry that isn't tangible I guess I can't
5. I'm glad I was raised when I was a kid because I'd be hard to lift up now
6. I should carry a phone around with me all the time. That way when I'm talking to myself people won't think I'm crazy they'll just think I'm talking on the phone.
7. I can do a ventriloquist act without the ventriloquist because I am a dummy.
8. Why does it always have to be Unleaded? I want bullet proof gasoline!
9. Emperor MAR in the Summer:   "It's almost as hot as I am in here! You know because I'm 98.6."
10. If you are what you eat then I'm a lot of things, but mostly food.
11. The man is a secret. He never whispers loud enough for anyone to know he exists.
12. If someone put a heavy hat on my head I'd be ready for take off.
13. ply a flain
14. I want to spend the rest of my life with you but not the active part.
15. I try to tell my ears to stop going deaf but they never listen. -Lori
16. People sometimes say to (The Joe) "You done lost your mind"
    Then (The Joe) says "That's not true. I found my mind but my mind is CRAZY!"
17. The entire world is my stage except for that one city in Michigan which is under water. I think it is called Lake, Michigan.
    

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Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S
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