Enornal Fornineteen
    1. Where I come from, the past, we didn't have much of these things you kids have today.
    2. If A B. C & C D. E & E F. G & G H. I & I J. K. & LMNO P. then Q R. S & S T. U & UV causes W to X then Y Z?
    3. With my beard people say I look 5 years older. Without my beard people call me a baby face which means I look 20 years younger.
    4. I'm good or well. I prefer well because it gives me water to drink.
    5. This is the number sixteen. If  thirteen is the lowest teen number then is sixteen actually 78?
    6. Guaranteed to be perfect or less!
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    7. People never get mad at me when I cut the cheese because I always share it afterward.
    8. Every time I use scissors I get a paper cut.
    9. I'm not quite as sharp as I used to be which is good because I used to get cut a lot.
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    10. KFC has what appears to be a plantation owner who sells fried chicken to black people. Seems like a trap to me.
    11. My Stomach sank because I ate too much.
    12. Going to two different buffets in one night would make my life complete because it would kill me.
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    13. I'm broke because I've got no money to fix it.
    14. If I grew up would it grow up?

    Assembled & Organized October 21, 2006
    All written by Emperor MAR in 2006 unless noted.

    2006 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
    Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S
    Piemerican-International-Governmental-Society