| Introduction | - We need to prepare just in case something comes up or goes down.
- We're recording a comedy cd tonight so there is to be no laughing. I don't want anyone to mess up my pristine jokes.
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| Still Eat'n | - I have a big heart because it is full of cholesterol.
- I can eat all I want and never get fat. Y'know because I'm already fat.
- I view every food item purchased as a life decision because I could choke on it.
- I'm a fat guy and I've got 250 reasons why I am.
- When I ate seafood last week I pulled a mussel.
- Steak house? Sounds more like a tent to me.
- My
favorite hobby is land fishing. I have been land fishing ever since I
escaped from the sea. They say that land fishing isn’t good for people
but people I am not.
- Is it just me or am I the only one sitting down?
- A Recipe for disaster:
Homemade milk:
Water, Chalk, & BeeF
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| Argument | - I'm not paying for a baby sitter, all they do is sit!
- You're stuck up & I don't mean robbed!
- Get to the point, as in the end of the sentence!
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Moral Fiber or fiber optics? - I don't think I could stand it if I had to sit down.
- A Dyslexic Race: Whomever can drive the fastest backwards wins.
- I wish my watch would tell me what time it is but I always have to read it.
- I'm a mad scientist because I'm not good at science.
- I got this Christmas Present last year.. well I guess it would be called a Christmas past now..
- I tried to spend my gas money the other day but they wouldn't take it. They're all like "I can't see it."
- If these walls could talk I would move.
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