L ey and the ies

   One day there was a great King, The King or El Rey as he was called. Well One day El Rey went down to the villagers & said "Hey villagers I command you to make me a pie." So the villagers made El Rey a pie but El Rey never let any of the villagers have any of it. Then on Tuesday the seventeenth of August, 2000 the villagers got fed up with El Rey & started to eat his pies. When El Rey heard of this he was furious. He went to the village & said "Hey villagers where all my pies at?" "We ate it all your majesty" said a villager. "Well if you don't bring me two thousand pies by 5 p.m. you're all deported!"
   The villagers were terrified because the huge island of Piemerica was surrounded by hundreds of miles of water. When 5p.m. came the villagers were one short. El Rey said "We're one short but it's ok all the rest can have pie I got my own" & they cheered.

The Moral
Pie taste good & can be shared by all.
Comment:  Duh!

2/2/00 Written for school so called mistakes in red.