(portable washtub)

I used to want to be a politician until I found out that politicians are practically forced to be criminals. You'd think that the people that make the laws would make laws they could keep. I can see it now a man breaks into a politician's house & tries to steal things. When the politician finds out he says to the thief. "How about I help you to be a politician like myself? You get to steal a lot more yet there are no consequences, except maybe a payoff here and there." Seems to me like these guys should take a trolley to "Getfiredsville." Well here in Piemerica you need not worry about crooked officials. President (The Joe) Legend, & Emperor MAR are always ready to serve you, Piemerica (if you belong). We don't have any money & if we do you ain't getting it. At least we don't do the reverse & say "I want to build a new bathroom but I need a new golden toilet & shower to do it. I need not worry, I will take the hard earned money of the working class (proletariats) to do so & say to them 'this money will help you so please don't complain.'" Yes Piemerica is just a horribly despotic establishment in which we don't take your money, we just give you countless savage beatings & drink all of your unread books.
2003 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally	1/19	Written by (The Joe) Legend