Cardboard Lenom Slicer

   I was poor so I used cardboard to slice my Lenom which is a really old lemon genetically transfused with bellybutton toe rings. I could exploderize the world with my belly button, it says
   "zzzuoop swak zzzopooz sil zuhzuhzuhZUH sie zuhzuhzuhzuh eef."
   I'm only funny because I pay people money.. to boo but they don't do it because they are laughing too much.

2003 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

5/27

Written by (The Joe) Legend

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