Superman On the Prairie/
Gore & the Robots

They're jumping out of the windows of the little house on the prairie to get away from superman because he was biting them.
Because Superman was real just like Santa Claus but they were both mortal.
Superman was a flesh eating villain.
see Fornitude version

BUSH sucks. When Gore becomes president our super race of Alien Robots will take over. And we'll make you pay us moNEY so we'll be rich. They'll come from their giant palace in the sky while it is raining sauce to bite like Superman did with SteeL TeetH!
see Fornitude version
Originally Enornal Fornitude #7 & 8 Inducted Tuesday, October 26, 1999 1:20 P.M.
These are the full versions.
Some of Superman on the Prairie was never written before but used to explain the quote, which in turn is a legitimate part of the story.

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