| 31 AUG 1998 |
| Dies January 3, year Three (Rabies from dog bite) | |
| Year three | Education & training: The dog digestion system Living arrangements: The dog's stomach (soon to be outside on the lawn) Employment: feeding the dog Finances: $7.00 a month to keep the refrigerator going |
| Year five | Education & training: Spoiled food Living arrangements: fridge Employment: Smelling up the house Finances: $6.00 disinfectant & odor spray |
| Year 8 | Education & training: The feeding of fish Living arrangements: A slop bucket Employment: Fish Chum Finances: $2.50 for slop bucket |
| Year 10 | Education & training: How to make hot dogs Living arrangements: Pack of hot dogs Employment: Bryan factory Finances: Three cent rapper |
| Year 12 | Education & training: How to flip hamburgers Living arrangements: In between two sesame seed buns Employment: Secret Sauce in Big Mac Finances: $15.00 with fries & drink year 2010 |
| Year 15 | Education & training: Plastic Surgery Living arrangements: Michael Jackson's Nose Employment: Implant Finances: $5,000 for plastic surgery |
| This assignment had no title. This isn't really a story but it seems to tell one. I don't know what the story behind this is but it seems to be an 8th grade assignment about life plans which I turned into something about the post life plans of a corpse. |
| Stories | House |