People always telling me I should get my stomach pumped but my stomach is big enough already. (The Joe): "I can't use no leaf for no towel!" Tree: "Good News!" My brain sure is lazy, always sitting up in that skull. If my brain is supposed to be the strongest muscle in my body why don't it ever help me lift shelves. (The Joe): "Your bark is bigger than your bite" Tree: bite "How about now?" (The Joe): "Much bark but bite is slower" Tree: quick bite "Well???" (The Joe): No response |