Jokes
- What's the worst kind of Dentist?
The kind that is root'n & toot'n
- What do you call a drunken step-father?
A 12 step father
- Do you know what every boat needs?
A Row Bot
- Why do people not wear hats on their knees?
Because they already have knee caps
- Do you know why dogs aren't allowed in church?
Because all dogs go to heaven anyway
- What is the name of the disease where a dog has a foot stuck in its head?
Cerebral Pawsy
- What does a person in a mine field say?
I'm standing on holy ground.
- What would be the best vehicle to get in a wreck with?
An ambulance
- Why do when people refer to cars they refer to them as feminine?
Because It's usually men who love cars & they don't want to sound gay. - What job has the most presssure?
A Deep Sea Diver