Jokes- What's the worst kind of Dentist?
The kind that is root'n & toot'n - What do you call a drunken step-father?
A 12 step father - Do you know what every boat needs?
A Row Bot - Why do people not wear hats on their knees?
Because they already have knee caps - Do you know why dogs aren't allowed in church?
Because all dogs go to heaven anyway - What is the name of the disease where a dog has a foot stuck in its head?
Cerebral Pawsy - What does a person in a mine field say?
I'm standing on holy ground. - What would be the best vehicle to get in a wreck with?
An ambulance - Why do when people refer to cars they refer to them as feminine?
Because It's usually men who love cars & they don't want to sound gay. - What job has the most presssure?
A Deep Sea Diver - This dog & this duck went into a place cause someone brought them Then the duck bit the dog & it was cool!
- If I jump out of a plane to deliver Dominoes Pizza what am I?
A Para-Noid - This guy went into a bar.. & he got a concussion it really isn't funny or anything to joke about.