• Pie eating doesn't push you to develop new stomachs but to discover the stomach that has always been yours.
• When you acknowledge your limitations, they cease to weigh you down & allow you to eat more pie without crushing your bones inside you.
• A true pie doesn't out smell its peers but its smell rises above the counter to bookardly heights.
• Even the mightiest pie was once a recipe.
  
• Civilization provides protection from the wilderness. Wise citizens provide protection for pie (in their tums).
• Earning another's forgiveness means little until you make pie for yourself.
• Words can define tastes but only action can prove them.
• Integrity means eating what you say, admitting when you can't finish, & striving to eat pie.
• The true value of pie eating is not measured by a number of pounds but an infinite amount.
• We study the past in order to understand the present and give shape to the next pie pan.
• The pies we eat influence all who follow us so choose a pie you don't have to share.
• Adversity offers a chance to prove our ability to endure, overcome, & excel at pie eating contests.
• Dessert can break your stomach. Every meal is an opportunity to grow fatter.
• Everyone has some pie to bake & some pie to eat. At our best we do both at once.

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