Lessons:
If you're afraid of loosing your home you really should have bought a bigger house. Most people's houses are very easy to see.

Flashback Edition:
Yet another bad combination:  Quick as a cat yet blind as a bat.

Have a Sad Birthday! Because only if you have a sad birthday will you appreciate a happy one.

Some holidays are observed on their nearest Monday rather than on their actual date. The reason why Independence Day, more commonly referred to as The Fourth of July, is not one of those holidays should be obvious.

Oven mitts are the best things to catch hot ovens with but you still shouldn't be playing catch with ovens.